(A Satirical approach to express my angst against BCCI's decision to play Criket with Pakistan. As I can't do anything to protest, so writing down this :D)
An open letter to BCCI and Government of India
Respected Sirs(!) and Dear Madams,
I'm writing this letter down to really appreciate and an excellent, but delayed decision by BCCI. I don't understand why it took so long time for noble organization of ours to take such harmonious decision. Its really getting better and better, more Cricket, more Cricket, more plays and lets happily live ever after! Hats off ... Kudos... I have no words to express my delight.
Next steps - Start on arrival Visa's for people coming across border? As rightly Mr. Gandhi said if someone slaps us on one chick (:P) we should turn another, we should give friendly advises to Indian Wellwishers from (cross border) about where massive public gatherings are held and where next blasts should be opened.
We should also indicate them that mostly they'll never get caught and if they are tired of shooting and killing ( no ... they are keeping Indian population on check, you know such a noble deed helping Indian Economy :P) they can turn in to Indian Court and live happily ever after, with Daily Biryani Services From Paradise (Hyderabad), AC Jail suits, yearly sweets and treats on occasion of Rakhi, Diwali and Holi (didn't mentioned Dusshera here you know such a festival for celebration of violent victories) and other Indian social occasions too.
Why should we even bother about 7/13, 9/26, 2/13 (Pune) victims? We are here to help our *** whipped by outsiders. Rather all the victims of unfortunate blasts be given free passes to matches. Also, we should send VIP tickets to Kasab and Guru and start worshiping them (sic) Kasab ko to daily Paradise ka Biryani khilana padenga bawa ...
This'll definitely improve our ties with them, Seriously.
Waise Kasab ki shaadi ki umar ho gayi hongi - Apane Human rights wale iske baare me soch re kya :P
Regards,
A Poor and Helpless Common Indian :P
An open letter to BCCI and Government of India
Respected Sirs(!) and Dear Madams,
I'm writing this letter down to really appreciate and an excellent, but delayed decision by BCCI. I don't understand why it took so long time for noble organization of ours to take such harmonious decision. Its really getting better and better, more Cricket, more Cricket, more plays and lets happily live ever after! Hats off ... Kudos... I have no words to express my delight.
Next steps - Start on arrival Visa's for people coming across border? As rightly Mr. Gandhi said if someone slaps us on one chick (:P) we should turn another, we should give friendly advises to Indian Wellwishers from (cross border) about where massive public gatherings are held and where next blasts should be opened.
We should also indicate them that mostly they'll never get caught and if they are tired of shooting and killing ( no ... they are keeping Indian population on check, you know such a noble deed helping Indian Economy :P) they can turn in to Indian Court and live happily ever after, with Daily Biryani Services From Paradise (Hyderabad), AC Jail suits, yearly sweets and treats on occasion of Rakhi, Diwali and Holi (didn't mentioned Dusshera here you know such a festival for celebration of violent victories) and other Indian social occasions too.
Why should we even bother about 7/13, 9/26, 2/13 (Pune) victims? We are here to help our *** whipped by outsiders. Rather all the victims of unfortunate blasts be given free passes to matches. Also, we should send VIP tickets to Kasab and Guru and start worshiping them (sic) Kasab ko to daily Paradise ka Biryani khilana padenga bawa ...
This'll definitely improve our ties with them, Seriously.
Waise Kasab ki shaadi ki umar ho gayi hongi - Apane Human rights wale iske baare me soch re kya :P
Regards,
A Poor and Helpless Common Indian :P
Agree with you on this regards...We are great man....
ReplyDelete@Ashish Sir ab kya kare ... apane hath me kuchh hota to kar sakte hai. Aur nasib itte bhari ke jisse vote do wo kabhi jittaich nai aur jita to sarkar nai banati :P
ReplyDeleteHa .. I wish koi neta bhi mara hota blast maine ... tab salo ko pata chalta ... pata chal gaya ki India Cricket match dekhne aaye the vo haram khor to bhi aapne yaha ke kutte fir se unko bula rahe ....
ReplyDeleteha ha..... Sarcasm at its best.
ReplyDeleteThanks Malik bhai ... kaash ye baat BCCI ke band kaano pe gunje.
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