Satirical Approach ... No offense meant. Take a chill pill and relax and if possible think how can we change?
How else a poor Indian register protest? Whatever I do that'll fall on deaf ears of Govt of India. When will we show some spine? Are we always reactionists? Don't we know that a country who doesn't respect their soldiers is doomed to die? When are we going to be so tough that incursions will stop at their own?
Akhir kab tak ye chalega ;)
Oh dear soldiers, I'm really sorry that I can't do anything from you except this token of protest. My government is spineless herd of ships.
Rest in Peace. At least you died for country and may land in heaven.
Meanwhile some usual reactions:
Honorable Madam Soniaji Gandhi: PK should stop all these ghastly acts. Congress will demand raise issue in Parliament and demand Indian Govt to ensure that these acts are not repeated in future.
Honorable PM: We strongly condemn this ghastly act. We will take matter to appropriate levels in PK.
(in PK - Aa gaya MMS! Abhi 2 mahine shanti rakho be)
Honorable Secretary of Ruling Party Rahulji Gandhi: ...
BJP Leaders Faction 1 :- Make NaMo PM in next elections and we'll stop these acts instantaneously.
BJP Leaders Faction 2 :- This govt is incompetent and PM is most spineless ever etc etc etc etc
Ex Foreign Affairs Min :- Wow this represents another opportunity to chit chat with Madam Forign Min of Pakistan :P
Current Foreign Affairs Min:-
In Maharashtra :
1. FSI kab badhega?
2. Jameen khali kar yahape mera building banega ;)
Last but not least!
And One Honorable Person on India TV : People are spreading rumors! This is all nonsense. I have credible proofs from Honorable Interior Min from Pakistan that Border Action Force of Pakistan had exhausted their Rum stocks. They were shivering. So Indian Army had invited them for Pit Stop Party. IA had Fatka Seating Ducks and BAF wanted Halal Duck. So they slaughtered a poor looking malnourished 'seating duck' and took away its head as no one from India were looking.
Meanwhile Others including me :-
1. Lets do a candle march from Swargate to Southern Command Center
2. Abe SBI 2500 cross kar gaya
3. IT proofs bhare kya? Revenue stamps de na.
4. Arrey yar fir se petrol ke daam badhenge dekh paper me aayela hai.
5. Aalu 25 Rs per Kg?
Meanwhile in PoK -
Batakh kha ke maaja aaya.
One man from Hindi Chini Bhai Bhai (Actually Hindi Sautele, Paki Sage :P) - Next time hame bhi bulana. Bas saare hathiyar aur kitchen ka saaman made in china hona chahiye!
