Thursday, July 19, 2012

Rains!

July 19th!

So finally rains have returned to Pune. I liked that especially getting soaked in twice a day in attempts to reach office :P and then working from home LOL! Life's getting better with advent of rains, at least that's a good hope.

There's a funny article on OBAMA being underachiever by outlook! Can't wait to see it. Pagal Patrakar says  it includes articles about Hillary controlling Obama :P God knows how troll it would be :)

Time for some snacksss Maggiee and Garma Garm Corn, Yummieee.

~~ Ani

Monday, July 16, 2012

An open letter to BCCI and Government of India

(A Satirical approach to express my angst against BCCI's decision to play Criket with Pakistan. As I can't do anything to protest, so writing down this :D)

An open letter to BCCI and Government of India

Respected Sirs(!) and Dear Madams,

I'm writing this letter down to really appreciate and an excellent, but delayed decision by BCCI. I don't understand why it took so long time for noble organization of ours to take such harmonious decision. Its really getting better and better, more Cricket, more Cricket, more plays and lets happily live ever after! Hats off ... Kudos... I have no words to express my delight.

Next steps - Start on arrival Visa's for people coming across border? As rightly Mr. Gandhi said if someone slaps us on one chick (:P) we should turn another, we should give friendly advises to Indian Wellwishers from (cross border) about where massive public gatherings are held and where next blasts should be opened.

We should also indicate them that mostly they'll never get caught and if they are tired of shooting and killing ( no ... they are keeping Indian population on check, you know such a noble deed helping Indian Economy :P) they can turn in to Indian Court and live happily ever after, with Daily Biryani Services From Paradise (Hyderabad), AC Jail suits, yearly sweets and treats on occasion of Rakhi, Diwali and Holi (didn't mentioned Dusshera here you know such a festival for celebration of violent victories)  and other Indian  social occasions too.


Why should we even bother about 7/13, 9/26, 2/13 (Pune)  victims? We are here to help our *** whipped by outsiders. Rather all the victims of unfortunate blasts be given free passes to matches. Also, we should send VIP tickets to Kasab and Guru and start worshiping them (sic) Kasab ko to daily Paradise ka Biryani khilana padenga bawa ...


This'll definitely improve our ties with them, Seriously.

Waise Kasab ki shaadi ki umar ho gayi hongi - Apane Human rights wale iske baare me soch re kya :P

Regards,
A Poor and Helpless Common Indian :P